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27 October 2006 @ 09:48 pm
The Shampoo That Porned  
So, I've come to the conclusion that aspiring porn writers must be the people who write the directions for Herbal Essence Totally Twisted shampoo & conditioner (which, completely off topic, I decided to try). See, I usually leave the conditioner in for a minute or so but today I decided to read the directions, see if there was a specific amount of time I was supposed to leave it in. No idea why, lol, except it must have been so I could make this pointless post. Anyway, the first two lines of the directions on the conditioner?

"Massage my creaminess in. Feel it hug your curves."

Which just sent me into full-on giggles and had me reaching for the shampoo to see what the directions were on there. And here it is, the first two lines:

"Lather up. Have a lush moment with your curls."

*starts laughing again* How does that not sound dirty? Hee! I just thought I'd share that and maybe bring some amusement into your night.

*considers something* Yeah, see, now I'm wondering if I can somehow fit this into that JA/JP shower fic I was thinking of doing. Because....hee! Dirty shampoo and conditioner talk between the boys would be love!

Oh and to make this even better? On the front of both bottles it says, and I quote, "I'm deliciously bent and your hair is, too." I kid you not. *snorts and starts laughing again*
 
 
Feeling: gigglygiggly
Soundtrack: Enter Sandman - Metallica
 
 
 
Chelseachelsea0403 on October 29th, 2006 12:49 am (UTC)
Happy Birthday!! *does a jig*
Nicole: Don't you just want to hug him? Hee!blue_icy_rose on October 29th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
*grins and joins you in jig*

Thanks! And it's been forever! How've you been? (Or, you know, I could do the logical thing and go check your LJ, lol. *shakes head at self*)
Chelseachelsea0403 on October 29th, 2006 07:43 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! :) I know, I always seem to forget about LJ and when I remember to post I have nothing to say. :p I mainly hang around here if I am online. :D
Nicole: Who wouldn't is what I want to know.blue_icy_rose on October 29th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
Hmmm...I've never even heard of that place! LOL. Yeah, my big distraction from LJ was just real life. But now I say, screw it. I'm making time for LJ friends and fandom. Take that, RL!

*points to self* Big dork. ^_^