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28 April 2006 @ 12:23 am
Ha! Funny quotes from roomie and friends!  
Hee, my friends and my roommate are so amusing. Especially when we're all in rant mode. The funniest stuff comes out of their mouths. So beneath the cut you will find random quotes from them. And since they're from during a rant, they may seem violent at times.


"Choke on your cigarette and die, bitch."

- Jenn about D's ex when she threatened to kill their puppy

"And then? I'm going to stab her in the face with a dull pencil."

- Jenn about one of the girls (she was feeling violent on these days)

"Do you want me to slap __________ in the face with my flip flop?"

- Lindz, offering to slap the girl Jenn wants to stab


Violent and random, yes. But the way they say it is so funny that I couldn't stop laughing. Especially since Jenn just looks so sweet and then this stuff comes flying out of her mouth and you can't help but laugh. They reminded me of comedy hour or something. Silly girls.
 
 
Feeling: amusedamused