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21 April 2006 @ 11:08 am
A parody series of Buffy/HP crossovers? Done!  
Okay, so it's not done yet. But I'm going to be doing a series of parodies for the different types of Buffy/HP crossovers. Why you ask? Because just yesterday, Heidi and I were mourning the quality of quite a few of the stories out there. (Seriously! What is with just completely rewriting the history of the show? If you're going to do that, could you at least say "Hey! This is an AU. Just making sure you know since Faith is showing up in season 2, Angel's not getting his soul back, that truce with Spike and Buffy is all an act and oh yeah, Faith won't go evil and Buffy's actually Harry's long lost sister who got kidnapped and then these people faked her death sending the Potters into a spiral of grief. Oh and original characters who are gods are going to be involved in this somehow.")

Just saying. A little warning, people! That's all I ask.

Anyway, that entire conversation had me deciding that a parody was just begging to be written. But I couldn't decide on a situation. Should Buffy be a Malfoy or a Potter? Should Willow be a Weasley? Should Snape be Xander's dad? Should anyone actually even be related or should there be a bunch of romances? Or a combination? Should there be slash or not? Both?

Which is why...I'm doing them all.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

And then point at the horribleness (is that a word?) of it all and laugh. Laugh, I say!
 
 
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Nebula: buffy hee heeauthoressnebula on April 21st, 2006 10:27 am (UTC)
Oh. My. Gosh. I'm absolutely terrified. *shivers and quakes in fear*

~_^

Bring on the laughter!

~Nebula
Nicole: Giddy!Spike!blue_icy_rose on April 21st, 2006 10:30 am (UTC)
I cause people to tremble in fear....that they will laugh so hard, whatever they are drinking will come out of their nose.

~_^

Okay, so it may not be that funny. But I'm hoping the fact that this will be absolute crack!fic will bring on the giggles at how ridiculous this can get. LOL
Ravenjaded_icy_rose on April 21st, 2006 10:28 am (UTC)
Oh dear Lord!!!

*giggles for impersonating Giles*

And btw: Hey! This is an AU. Just making sure you know since Faith is showing up in season 2, Angel's not getting his soul back, that truce with Spike and Buffy is all an act and oh yeah, Faith won't go evil and Buffy's actually Harry's long lost sister who got kidnapped and then these people faked her death sending the Potters into a spiral of grief. Oh and original characters who are gods are going to be involved in this somehow

Why!? Why would you do that to someone?! ...more important question, why would you do that to the fandom!? *slams head on desk*

Anyway, can't wait to see what you do!
Nicole: Angelus with Dru and Spikeblue_icy_rose on April 21st, 2006 10:31 am (UTC)
I know! Why? Why would you do that?

And...I'm hoping to get the first one out tonight. *grins evilly*

Bwahahaha!
I don't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down: that's my real namelunacat on April 21st, 2006 12:50 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahaha!

I had absolutely no idea our random conversation yesterday would inspire such greatness.

Oh, I cannot wait to see this! After our talk yesterday, I went browsing through the Buffy crossover section at FF.net. I'm almost certain my brain started to melt by the third page.

Make the bad!fic authors pay! :3

*Goes off to giggle at the thought of poor Snape as Xander's father.*
Nicole: Not my problem.blue_icy_rose on April 21st, 2006 01:34 pm (UTC)
Oh, I plan on making this into total crack!fic. From Voldemort liking pretty pink flowers to Lucius acting like a moron to characters pretty much saying random stuff when they think of it.

Yes....I think that'll do nicely. ^_^ *walks away whistling*