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01 March 2008 @ 04:40 pm
Fic: The Epic Love Story of Buffybot and RoboDean (R) 1/?  
Title: The Epic Love Story of Buffybot and RoboDean
Rating: R
Word Count: 992
Summary: This wasn't something any of the Scoobies were expecting. But now that it's happened, it's time to hear the story of how Buffybot met RoboDean.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Supernatural. They belong to Joss Whedon and Eric Kripke.
Notes: Written based off of an idea I had combined with Aimee's challenge at Route 66 :: Destination Sunnydale. Also written for tamingthemuse. Prompt: suspension of disbelief.

Dean stared in horror at the sight before him. He shook his head. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he said. He turned to look at Buffy. “Tell me you’re fucking kidding me.”

She shook her head. “Believe me, I really wish I was.”


“Crazy?” Buffy said.

“Hell yes. It’s a robot!”

Xander snorted. “Well, actually, it’s robots.”

Dean turned and glared at him briefly. “I may kill you.”

Buffy didn’t say anything, just continued to stare at the two in front of her until the Buffybot turned towards her.

“Hi!” She waved and Buffy wondered what she’d done to deserve this. No one, not even a robot, should be this perky all the time.

“Hi.” Really, there wasn’t anything left to say, was there?

“Are you a couple?” Buffybot asked, looking between Buffy and Dean. “Because we’re a couple.” She smiled brightly. “Dean and I go out all the time.”

“Whoa, now, wait a minute. That thing is not Dean,” Dean interrupted. RoboDean, as Xander had taken to calling the robot version of Dean, smirked.

“Actually, I am.”

Dean narrowed his eyes, hand moving to the small of his back where he kept his gun. RoboDean just continued to smirk, mirroring the action and twirling the gun before letting it settle loosely in his grip.

“Hey, I’ve got an idea,” Willow said, stepping forward. “How about we try to figure out what’s going on and why Buffybot isn’t in the basement like we all thought and why there’s a...a RoboDean and how they met.”

Dawn snickered from her spot on the couch. “Kind of ironic, that the robot versions of them fell for each other too.” Next to her, Sam snorted, managing at the last second to turn his laugh into a cough when Dean turned to scowl at him.

Buffybot frowned. “I don’t remember being in a basement.”

“Um, you were kind of broken,” Willow told her. “And we hadn’t fixed you.”

“Kind of broken?” Xander muttered, remembering what the Buffybot had looked like when Spike had dumped the parts in front of them, saying something about their decoy being broken.

“Were you ever going to fix me?”

“That’s what I’d like to know,” RoboDean added, eyes narrowed. On the couch, Sam shook his head at the image of a robot version of his brother getting protective of a robot version of Buffy. And really, he just hopes that there’s not a RoboSam running around out there somewhere.

“Don’t get your panties in a twist, RD,” Faith said, smirking as she crossed her arms. “She was pretty banged up.”

Buffy shook her head, wondering at the fact that Faith hadn’t said anything before now. “Understatement.” Off of the looks she got, she raised an eyebrow. “She was literally in pieces.”

RoboDean looked like he’d been punched in the gut. “Pieces?”

Buffybot blinked and then smiled again. “Then I guess it’s a good thing Andrew put me back together!”

At that, everyone froze. “What did you just say?” Buffy asked, voice low. Dean clenched his jaw, tensing.

“That son of a...”

Buffybot frowned. “I don’t understand. You’re mad that he made me better?” She looked over at RoboDean. “Or are you mad that he made Dean for me?”

Dawn’s jaw dropped. “He made Dean...for you?”

“I was lonely.”

Faith snickered. “I’ll bet,” she muttered. She rolled her eyes when Buffy elbowed her. “Like I was the only one thinking it.”

“Let me get this straight. You were broken, he fixed you and because you were lonely, he decided to build a me from the ground up?” Dean looked from Buffybot to RoboDean before turning to the others. “What kind of fucked up logic is that?”

“Andrew logic,” Xander supplied. “He probably thought it’d be sweet or something.”

“I thought Andrew was crap when it came to stuff like this,” Dawn said. “It was Warren that built Buffybot in the first place.”

Willow nodded in agreement. “And the work is as top quality as Warren’s was.” She shrugged when everyone turned to her. “It is.”

“Oh please. There is no way that thing is as good-looking as me,” Dean protested. RoboDean raised an eyebrow.

“He’s right.” Before anyone could say anything, he grinned. “I’m better looking.”

“That’s it. You’re headed straight for the scrap heap.”

“Like you could actually do it.”

Dean took a step forward, ready to prove that he definitely could, only stopping at Buffybot’s next words.

“Oh, I think the demon that helped him made sure we were put together right.”

For a few moments, everyone was silent until Faith summed up what they were all thinking.

“What an idiot.”

“Magic and technology is how you were put together?” Willow asked. Her expression made Dean think of a scientist who had just discovered a new pet project and he shook his head.

“You are not trying to figure out how he made them, are you?”

“At the very least, I’m going to try to figure out what magic was used. For all we know, whatever he used is going to cause some serious consequences.”

It was at that moment that Andrew himself walked in. He faltered when he noticed everyone staring at him, though with Buffy and Dean it was more of a glare. “What?”

“Hi, Andrew,” Buffybot called. Andrew’s eyes widened and he turned, finally noticing Buffybot and RoboDean.

“They’re not too happy with you, dude,” was all RoboDean said. Andrew glanced at the others one more time before making a break for the door.

“Oh, no, you’re not going anywhere,” Buffy said, grabbing him by the arm and yanking him back so she could shove him into a chair. She crossed her arms. “You’re going to tell us exactly what you did, how you did it, and why.”

Dean nodded in agreement. “And believe me when I say you’re not going anywhere until you do.”

Andrew looked up at them and swallowed, biting his lip. “Crap.”
Feeling: workingworking
Laniebonypsyche on March 2nd, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)
oh you just know Saminator and Bionic Faith are out there screwing like bunnies *giggles*

Oh this was wonderfully craskish Nicole *
high fives*
Nebula: spn hell house 'laughter'authoressnebula on March 2nd, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)
Oh god. I think I just choked.


Dude. You win cookies and love and everything. Seriously. It sounds like a porn flick or actor's name or his manhood.

Nicole: Amused Jensenblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 03:55 am (UTC)
You know I was in the process of doing my CJ homework (which, OMG, it turns out is more like math homework - there is a reason English is my first major, people! Blegh.) when I decided to take a break. And then I saw these comments and just fell over laughing.

You guys win. \o/
Nicole: Sam/Faithblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)
Ahahahahaha! I just have this image of Sam's face if he ever did see a robot version of himself. *gigglesnorts* HEE!

*high fives you back* And there's more crack to come!
Nebula: buffy giggle snortauthoressnebula on March 2nd, 2008 03:37 am (UTC)
DUDE. This is chapter 1. There will be MULTIPLE CHAPTERS.

*flails like a flailing thing*

I love you. Seriously. You win the universe.

“I was lonely.”

Faith snickered. “I’ll bet,” she muttered.

Classic Faith line right there.

Dawn snickered from her spot on the couch. “Kind of ironic, that the robot versions of them fell for each other too.” Next to her, Sam snorted, managing at the last second to turn his laugh into a cough when Dean turned to scowl at him.

Sam's afraid of Dawn...*sing-songs*

That was just classic though, too. Laughed my ass off at the image. ^_^

“She was literally in pieces.”

RoboDean looked like he’d been punched in the gut. “Pieces?”

Awwwww....I LOVE that RoboDean is all protective of Buffy. (Wonder if he'll start being protective of both Buffys because the real Buffy reminds him of his Buffybot, and then the real Dean gets annoyed that he's not the one protecting Buffy, and...*flails some more*)

This is the most cracktastic story EVER. Please to be writing more.

The possibilites are ENDLESS!

*rolls in the love of it*

Nicole: LMAOblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 04:00 am (UTC)
Oh, yes, definitely multiple chapters! The challenge says that this story has to be at least 5K, so that gives you some idea of how long this has to be. *grins*

And now to keep up tradition....SQUEEE!!!!! QUOTAGE!! *beams*

I just love imagining Faith sitting there and laughing at the entire situation while Buffy and Dean are trying (and failing) not to freak out. Hee!

That was one of my favorite parts! Sam's such a little brother, finding this whole thing funny but trying to hide it. Ah, Sammy.

*big grin* Well, actually, something very similar is also a part of the challenge. (Which, I'm going to be posting so that people can look to see what the challenge was exactly - I'd link to it but because of all the spamming, a person now has to be registered and logged in to see the site. Stupid spammers.)

I'm having SO much fun and it's only the first chapter! :D More will be coming!
Kateslayerkate on March 2nd, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)
I'm looking forward to the rest of this.
Nicole: Buffy and Faithblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
Hee, thanks! ^_^
Dani: Sam gigglefitumbralillium on March 2nd, 2008 04:57 am (UTC)
*giggles madly* Brilliant!

*buries head in hands* Now I'm having visions of Dawn/Sam. *wails* SAVE ME FROM THE INSANITY!
Nicole: Sam/Dawnblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 05:03 am (UTC)
Why, thank you! :D

And ahahaha! I can't save you! I have an entire 'verse for Sam/Dawn in which Sam falls for Dawn at Stanford instead of Jess. (I figured, why not? She's only a few years younger than him when you add up the timelines...and then I played with the ages a bit. *cough*) So, see? I can't save you! I'm a part of the insanity! *points to icon* See?
Dani: Dr Ten goofballumbralillium on March 2nd, 2008 05:09 am (UTC)
You're welcome!

*screams in terror and runs away*
Nicole: Steve Holt!!blue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 05:13 am (UTC)
*huffs and looks around* She keeps doing this. *sigh*

Get back here! I have to give you Sam/Dawn cooties! *runs after you*
Dani: Colby heheumbralillium on March 2nd, 2008 06:17 am (UTC)
Noooo! Not Sam/Dawn cooties! *hides in the Numb3rs fandom*
Nicole: Geek pride!blue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
Bwahahaha! Yes, Sam/Dawn cooties! (And lmao, I started typing Sam/Dean. *snickers*)

Oooh, Numb3rs! Damn good show. *nods*

Dani: Charlie you did not just say thatumbralillium on March 2nd, 2008 06:37 am (UTC)
Noooo! *tries to find another fandom to flee to* (I totally would not run from Sam/Dean cooties)

*flails* You follow Numb3rs? *ecstatic look*
Nicole: Jared - B & Wblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 06:53 am (UTC)
Haha, who would?

And yup! I just got into it in December when I started watching the reruns with my mom, who's addicted. And the conversation went something like this:

Me (acting fairly spazzy): How did I never watch this show?
Mom (laughing at me): Probably because you're always watching those CW shows. Like that one with the Devil.
Me: ......did you just imply that I watch Reaper? Blasphemy! Supernatural, Mom. It's all about Supernatural.
Mom's fiance: Is that the one with the guy who has hair like Elvira?
Mom (smacks back of his head): Don't make fun of his hair. She thinks it's sexy.
Mom's fiance: Oooookay. I don't see how that's sexy. He looks like a hoto.
Me: Oh. My. God. Stop talking about what I think is sexy on a guy. *pauses* And don't call Jared names in Spanish!
Mom's fiance: Who the hell is Jared?
Me: Oy. *facepalm*

But anyway! Yeah, I'm trying to catch up but since my mom owns like...one boxset and it's of Angel, I'm trying to rent the DVDs so I can get all caught up but so far, I've had semi-good luck on that one. I'm considering saying screw it and just buying the first season. LOL.
Dani: Charlie you drank my coffeeumbralillium on March 2nd, 2008 06:59 am (UTC)
No idea.

GLEEEEE! Hardly anybody on my friends list is into it, so this so totally made my night.

*boggles at your mom and her fiance* Blasphemers!

How good is your internet connection? My sister, jestana, has the first season burned onto CDs from downloading them. If your connection is fast enough for downloading, I might be persuaded to upload them for you.
Nicole: Brothers Winchesterblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 08:46 am (UTC)
Me neither. *shakes head*

Really? Have they seen the comic book convention episode? Maybe that's what they need. I think I've almost converted someone and they haven't even seen it yet. Of course, he collects comics. So.

LOL! I know! My mom's come around since then though. Knows which show I mean when I say "my show" and she is still a defender of Jared and his hair. I'm SO close to getting her to watch it. (Really, I think she'd have faith in me - I didn't steer her wrong with Buffy. And from Buffy, that led to her watching every single episode of Angel without fail. I mean, she argued with my friends over who would be more likely to end up with Spike - her or them - and yelled at the TV when he got hit. LOL. So she should trust me on SPN too.)

Oooh! Seriously? It's pretty fast. It handled Limewire and downloading Buffy episodes pretty well. *bounces* If you do, that'd be awesome.
Laniebonypsyche on March 2nd, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
*jumps in on conversation*

Nicole, you're not allow to turn Dani on to Sam/Dawn because I'm busy turning her on to Sam/Faith. And my couple has the awesomeness of Faith like setting up a threesome with Dean while Buffy watched as a birthday present for Sam *nods*

Also? I still cant find Buffy eps. You're going to have to burn them on a CD for me or something.

AND AND- Jared's fucking Jen Ackles.

Nebula: faith white dressauthoressnebula on March 2nd, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC)
*jumps in on your jump*

....that sounds fairly naughty, actually.

Sam/Dawn and Sam/Faith are BOTH acceptable. There's enough of Sam to go around for everyone. ^________________^


*snickers* Sometimes, you have to seriously wonder if they are, considering how touchy-feely they can be. That, or that's a hell of a friendship they've built up in three year's time.

Laniebonypsyche on March 2nd, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
yes but have you been to spn_macros? It's all there in Macroy capslock. *nod* Jared and Jen.

The only bad thing is the broken hearted Sandy *volunteers to be her rebound sex*

Edited at 2008-03-02 11:54 pm (UTC)
Nicole: Sam - weapon of mass destructionblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
Exactly! Enough Sam for all! *nods*

And lol. *looks at journal* I love what happens when I disappear from LJ for most of the day. Fun! *bounces*

Oh, Neb, you have to see that macros. Funniest thing ever. Especially when you actually sing it and imagine who would be in that video like all the people in the Ben Affleck one. And the Matt Damon one - though I think there were more "guest stars" in the Ben one. LOL.
Laniebonypsyche on March 2nd, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
I so have to write that story- we had Chad and Chris and Steve and Tom and Mike and Sera and Kripke and I thought of how Kim could be in it too.
Nicole: Day off with the dogs! Hee!blue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC)
LOL, like we hadn't made it crazy enough with all of them already! Add in Kim and it's going to go craaaaaaaaaazy.

....we should fit Justin H. in there too somewhere. *grins*
Laniebonypsyche on March 3rd, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
In green lantern's closet (just for the irony)
Nicole: LMAOblue_icy_rose on March 3rd, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)
*falls over laughing* YES! Heee!
Nicole: Sam/Dawnblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha! It'll be fun though! *grins*

And dude, Sam/Dawn can have threesomes. My lead up to Sam/Dawn/Faith, remember? See? *nods*

LOL, I don't have them anymore after the laptop incident.

HEE! BEST THING EVER! *goes to look at that again*
Laniebonypsyche on March 3rd, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
Yeah- Lead up. I felt Faith's frustration when you pulled back on the good part. Plus it was a dream. Which means you have to write the follow through *nods*
Nicole: Buffy and Faithblue_icy_rose on March 3rd, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
Pfft. *waves hand* The point is you can't deny that it'll happen. *nods*
Laniebonypsyche on March 3rd, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
I can since it only took place in Faith's dream *snaps fingers*
Nicole: Jared - looking all evil and hotblue_icy_rose on March 3rd, 2008 12:06 am (UTC)
Psh. Can't. Like evil!Sam is just going to let that opportunity pass him by. Especially with an evil!Dawn by his side. Besides, dreams are a wish your heart makes and all that shit. Faith totally wants it to happen too so she won't pass it up either.
Dani: Colby smileumbralillium on March 2nd, 2008 04:44 pm (UTC)
AH! That was a brilliant episode! You know, Alimi Ballard really is an avid comic book collector, so it was great to see David is, too.

Yay! I'll never get my mom to watch Supernatural, she's not into scary stuff. I've tried telling her it's not that scary, but...*sigh* hasn't worked. I got Nebs and one of my other friends into it, though!

Coolies. I'll start episode uploading today and email you the url. *bounces*
Nebula: spn car jerk bitchauthoressnebula on March 2nd, 2008 11:09 pm (UTC)
I'll jump into the long thread here, since everyone else is here. *waves*

I've got my parents watching Supernatural now, Dani, along with my brother, K, R, K's boyfriend, and hopefully soon to be Kai, too. That's...5 that gather in my basement on Thursday nights. (Soon to be 6.) I have to get my parents caught up; they're still watching Season 1. Slowpokes. Ha! Dani and I had it finished in like 3-4 days!

So by getting me into it, we got like six more people. You enabler you. ~_^

Dani: Sammy smileumbralillium on March 2nd, 2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
*shy smile* Well, *scuffs toe* Didn't want to sound like I was bragging or anything.
Nebula: sparrow grinauthoressnebula on March 2nd, 2008 11:42 pm (UTC)
I'd be DAMN proud if I were you! You like, set a record or something. Seriously. And we all say thank you very VERY much. ^____________^


Dani: Tillow smile kissumbralillium on March 3rd, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
*giggles and blushes* You're very VERY welcome. *G*

*snogs you*
Nicole: PAS aka Danny Santos (GL)blue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
See, didn't know that. Very cool!

And lol, I almost had her watching it. She walked in when I was watching Bloody Mary and she asked what I was watching and when I told her and said what episode it was, her reaction? "Oh hell no." And then she booked it up the stairs. *is amused* My mom cracks me up.

LOL, yeah, I got my best friend into it, as well as my roommate (who used to be an avid Grey's Anatomy watcher until I had her watch an ep of SPN, HA! Take THAT, ABC!), and my little sister from the sorority as well as a few other girls. :D Yay us for being enablers!

Oooh! Score!
Lani: pillsebonypsyche on March 2nd, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
I got all of my RL friends into it by heading to their house and making them watch EVERY episode. Now they're the ones calling me to remind me it's on. Like I'd forget though *scoff*
Nicole: Jaredzilla!!blue_icy_rose on March 3rd, 2008 12:03 am (UTC)
If only my roommate were like that. *sigh* I'll be in the middle of watching the episode and she'll lower the volume so she can make a phone call and she'll just sit there and talk and talk so that I can't hear what's going on. Which leaves me going "Um, hi, you saw that I was watching and it's not like I do anything else at this time on Thursdays so take your cell phone and go talk in your room. Jesus." Hmph.
Dani: Dean beer yumumbralillium on March 3rd, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
Indeed. *G*

Damn! See, that was one of the creepier episodes. Make her watch one of the funny ones like Hell House or Tall Tales or Bad Day at Black Rock. *nodnodnod*

HAHA! Your next goal should be to find someone into CSI and convert them to SPN.

Pilot episode is uploading! There's about 2hrs left of uploading time.
Nicole: Gleeful!Sam - how could you resist?blue_icy_rose on March 3rd, 2008 12:09 am (UTC)

I know! That's how I got my little sister. I showed her Hell House and then the towel scene came up and she was all "Damn, Rory's boyfriend is all grown up...she is so stupid for dumping that for Jess. God." LMAO.

HEE! Oh, I'm going to work on it now.

....now I need to find someone more into CSI. Hmm. *brightens* Oooh, Mooooom!

YAY! \o/
Dani: Sam gigglefitumbralillium on March 3rd, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
AHAHAHA! But see, it's a good thing Rory did dump him, 'cause now he can be with Dean, so it's all good! *G*

Nicole: Christian Kane! Cowboy hat! *flails*blue_icy_rose on March 3rd, 2008 12:15 am (UTC)
LMAO, exactly! And hee. I think my little sis should just start a comedy act of some of the stuff she's said. When she saw CK sing on season 2 of Angel, she promptly declared "I'd give my left boob for a piece of that action." *still laughs over that memory*

Dani: Papa LMAOumbralillium on March 3rd, 2008 12:29 am (UTC)
LMAO! Your sister sounds awesome! Hee! Brilliant!
Nicole: Amused Jensenblue_icy_rose on March 3rd, 2008 12:39 am (UTC)
Oh, she is! LOL. And it's so fun because she's my little sis in the sorority but she's about a year or so older than me. It's so funny to watch people's faces when we tell them she's my little sister and then say that she's older. They try to puzzle it out until we add the sorority bit.

I need to give her a call, lol.
Lani: kinkyebonypsyche on March 3rd, 2008 12:16 am (UTC)
Psh! Dani don't remember, Dean ran off and met ANOTHER Dean and aboy who looked just like him and now the three of them have lots of kinky sex.

Take THAT Rory Gilmore!
Dani: text pawgasmumbralillium on March 3rd, 2008 12:29 am (UTC)
Oh yeah! How could I have forgotten?! *smacks self upside the head*
Ayoub™ayoub on March 2nd, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
That was hilarious :D
Nicole: Crossover OTPblue_icy_rose on March 2nd, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you liked! :D